Toy Car Tinkerer Pillows

"When the battery run down you get out and pet it."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Music producers.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Remote control car breakdown.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Quantum Mechanics.