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"When the battery run down you get out and pet it."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

CLEAR!

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Organic Soldering.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Music producers.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Remote control car breakdown.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Quantum Mechanics.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog