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"A man and his choo-choo."

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Music producers.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Sushi Train Set.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

"I think we're losing 'em."

Quantum Mechanics.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Out of action man.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'