Trolley Tinkerer T-Shirts

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Music producers.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'My God we being invaded!'

Fixing the TV.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I think I found the problem.'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"