Tractor Tinkerer T-Shirts

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"And this is another reason why we don't order parts over the phone."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

The Hobby Store

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Rocking horse

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Sale! Weed Whackers

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Modern kite for wind energy.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Waiting for retirement.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'