Tractor Tinkerer T-Shirts

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"And this is another reason why we don't order parts over the phone."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

The Hobby Store

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

Rocking horse

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Modern kite for wind energy.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Congratulations on your retirement!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Waiting for retirement.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'