Vehicle Tinkerer T-Shirts

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Fur Baby

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Sistine Selfie

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Filling the Missile Gap

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Music producers.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"