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"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

Early cyborg.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Gadget geek.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Modern kite for wind energy.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Fixing the Computer.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"