Two-wheel Tinkerer T-Shirts

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

Computerized Dollhouse.

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

Quantum Mechanics.

'Out of action man.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."