Two-wheel Trekker T-Shirts

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Albert's helping the environment...he recycles his bike to work every day!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Camping.

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"What are you growing?"

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Biker and Cyclist.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Boy on a bike

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"USA map"

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'