Toy Tinker T-Shirts

Eskimo ice fishing.

Kid sits in corner near bag marked 'little tractor repairman'.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Drool Marks

The Hobby Store

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Rocking horse

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Sistine Selfie

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Technology and literature

Fixing the TV.

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Car Dentistry.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."