Toy Train Tinkerer Mugs

"A man and his choo-choo."

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Music producers.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Sushi Train Set.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

Remote control car breakdown.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

"I think we're losing 'em."

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

Quantum Mechanics.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Out of action man.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."