Train Track Tinkerer Mugs

'Your Serve.'

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Music producers.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

Quantum Mechanics.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Out of action man.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

DIY motor repairs.