Train Track Tinkerer Gifts

'Your Serve.'

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Music producers.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

Quantum Mechanics.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Out of action man.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'