Playful Tinkerer Gifts

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Fixing the TV.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'I think I found the problem.'

Remote control car breakdown.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Awesome!'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'