Toy Train Engineer Mugs

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Rocking horse

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Sushi Train Set.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

S**t Creek Halt

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'I need a new toy!'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"A man and his choo-choo."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

Rodin's Tram Driver

"Of all the times to stall."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

"Let's ask for directions."

One of Santa's elves is crushed to death by a present in the workshop, ruining the 364 days of 'Elf and Safety'.