Toy Train Engineer Gifts

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Rocking horse

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Sushi Train Set.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

'I need to get away and unwind!'

S**t Creek Halt

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'I need a new toy!'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"A man and his choo-choo."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Rodin's Tram Driver

"Let's ask for directions."

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

"Of all the times to stall."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

One of Santa's elves is crushed to death by a present in the workshop, ruining the 364 days of 'Elf and Safety'.

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'