Train Engineer Gifts

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

'I don't think Richard Branson is going to let it lie.'

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

'You've got mono.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

S**t Creek Halt

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"It's a hybrid!"

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

HS2 time bomb...

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

L.A. Transfer

The Train to Nowhere

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Rodin's Tram Driver

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Lex Ave Express