Train Engineer Gifts

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

'You've got mono.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

S**t Creek Halt

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"It's a hybrid!"

HS2 time bomb...

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Rodin's Tram Driver

Ramp Car.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'Closed.'

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