Railway Engineer Gifts

The Railway Children - Still waiting

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

Michigan Central Train Trapped in Snowstorm

"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

'Railtracks new safety measures are in place'

Train and sheep

Train journey

Waiting for Godot. . . Updated HS2 Route

HS2 time bomb...

Site for HS2: Caution - May Contain Newts

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

U.S. Passenger Rail

"Can you hear that Daphne - the beautiful birdsong, a calf calling its mother, the hum of the honey bees, the roar of the mechanical diggers on the HS2 line...!"

'For your security and comfort, heat seeking anti aircraft missiles are mounted on coach D, the buffet car, which serves...'

'Most of all I like sleeping on the train...the trouble is I am the driver.'

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

'Scary? I'll say, it's managed by rail track!'

'Apparently, these new tilting trains pay for themselves - all your money falls out of your pockets when they go round a corner.'

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

101 uses of a dead cat: train signals.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The next fast train has gone.

"It's a hybrid!"

L.A. Transfer

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

The Train to Nowhere