Railway Professional Gifts

"I think you may be over-qualified for Railtrack."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

HS2 time bomb...

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

Executive Lifestyle

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Of all the times to stall."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

Successful Homing Pigeon.

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

"Except moles, madam."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."