Railway Personnel Gifts

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

Packed like sardines

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

HS2 time bomb...

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Of all the times to stall."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

HS2 Leeds Cancelled