Railroad Worker Gifts

Coupler Counselling

Today I directed a band while working at my railroad job and holding a broken electrical wire together. You're a conductor!

Building New Railroads

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"So, you've been working on the railroad all the live long day. Any other recent experience?"

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Ernie, just say "back up." Don't tell me to "reverse engineer" it.

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Railtrack's New Safety Measure in Place

"Please, mind the gap!"

The unexpected end of the journey.

Railroad Ties

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

The next fast train has gone.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Shoulder work ahead"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Route 666.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns