Train Station Worker Gifts

'Which track is the gravy train on?'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

Car Breast-Feeding

"About time they did something about the rats!"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Self Service Island

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Rodin's Tram Driver

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

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