Man in a hurry to get to the station - cab-horse jibs - driver tells him the horse is just a little too fresh.
Train Station Employee Gifts
Celebrate the dedication of a train station employee with unique gifts that blend humor and appreciation. Whether they handle tickets, safety, or customer service, find something to make their day special and show your gratitude for their hard work with our thoughtfully designed products.
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
'This Mouse is going to be huge!'
Latest Railway Marvel.
The next fast train has gone.
Car Breast-Feeding
"About time they did something about the rats!"
'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'
An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station
"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."
Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.
Cool Z enters his minimalist period.
"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."
'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'
Coupler Counselling
Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story
"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."
'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'
Self Service Island
Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.
'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'
Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.
"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."
Pound sign on rail tracks.
'Fill up your tank, sir?'
The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!
"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"
"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."
"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."
"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."
"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."
"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."
'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'
'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'
Train Station Employee Gifts Collection
Train Station Employee Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate train station employees with humorous and heartfelt designs, perfect for their breaks and daily routines.
Train Station Employee Pillows
Find comfy pillows that show appreciation for train station employees with fun and meaningful messages to brighten their space.
Train Station Employee Prints
Discover art prints that honor train station workers—combining humor and professionalism to create a thoughtful gift.
Train Station Employee T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts specially designed for train station staff, featuring witty slogans and professional pride in every thread.