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Man in a hurry to get to the station - cab-horse jibs - driver tells him the horse is just a little too fresh.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

Car Breast-Feeding

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Self Service Island

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'