Railway Employees T-Shirts

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

HS2 time bomb...

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

End Of The Line

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

The little infrastructure that couldn't