Railway Professional T-Shirts

"I think you may be over-qualified for Railtrack."

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

HS2 time bomb...

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

Executive Lifestyle

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"Of all the times to stall."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Successful Homing Pigeon.

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"Except moles, madam."

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

'I need to work a different shift.'