Rail Engineer T-Shirts

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The next fast train has gone.

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

HS2 time bomb...

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

Executive Lifestyle

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"Of all the times to stall."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

Oil Workers

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

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