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"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Latest Railway Marvel.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Safest Airline in The World

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

HS2 time bomb...

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

EXXON EXTINCTION

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Executive Lifestyle

'This is your captain speaking. Transatlantic airways has just been absorbed by Aero Argentina. Thus, instead of landing in London, we will touch down in Buenos Aires.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

'My job is to make decisions around here, Hoskins. Your job is to make them fly!'

Boeing Invents the time machine...

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

Going shooting

Galley Plane.

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

Zero Fuel Taxis