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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

A trevor of trainspotters

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

S**t Creek Halt

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

What Holds the Subway Together?

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

'If you want to know the exact fare you need to buy a ticket. Our prices are linked to the FTSE 100.'

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Paninis of the Old West

Trainspotting.

"It's not the fast track I had in mind."

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'