Rail Boss Pillows

Executive Lifestyle

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

A trevor of trainspotters

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

S**t Creek Halt

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Trainspotting.

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Paninis of the Old West

'If you want to know the exact fare you need to buy a ticket. Our prices are linked to the FTSE 100.'

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"It's not the fast track I had in mind."

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'