Rail Company Executive Pillows

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Latest Railway Marvel.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Safest Airline in The World

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

HS2 time bomb...

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Executive Lifestyle

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'This is your captain speaking. Transatlantic airways has just been absorbed by Aero Argentina. Thus, instead of landing in London, we will touch down in Buenos Aires.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

'My job is to make decisions around here, Hoskins. Your job is to make them fly!'

Boeing Invents the time machine...

BOEING Suspends Flights.

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

Air Industry

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

Airline Bailout

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

Going shooting

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

Galley Plane.