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Confusion on the Railways

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Latest Railway Marvel.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Undersized Load

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Coupler Counselling

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Executive Lifestyle

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Man with Stop Signs.

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

The little infrastructure that couldn't

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

Going shooting

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Zero Fuel Taxis

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

'Can passengers please be on the lookout for suspicious looking packages?'

End of the Road Ahead: Prepare to Walk

The unexpected end of the journey.

'Tell'em the money we wasted won't go to Greece.'