Railroad Manager Gifts

Confusion on the Railways

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Latest Railway Marvel.

Undersized Load

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Coupler Counselling

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Executive Lifestyle

Man with Stop Signs.

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

Going shooting

The little infrastructure that couldn't

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Zero Fuel Taxis

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

End of the Road Ahead: Prepare to Walk

"You're three days late, I think you're going to have a railway executive."

'Can passengers please be on the lookout for suspicious looking packages?'

Railway accidents

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'