Railway Executives Gifts

'The Overthrow of the Erie Ring'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Latest Railway Marvel.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Safest Airline in The World

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

VW scandal

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

Executive Lifestyle

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'This is your captain speaking. Transatlantic airways has just been absorbed by Aero Argentina. Thus, instead of landing in London, we will touch down in Buenos Aires.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Boeing Invents the time machine...

'My job is to make decisions around here, Hoskins. Your job is to make them fly!'

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

BOEING Suspends Flights.

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

Air Industry

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

Galley Plane.

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

Going shooting