Railroad Executive Gifts

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

Mark Hopkins

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Safest Airline in The World

HS2 time bomb...

The sea of heartbreak.

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

Executive Lifestyle

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'This is your captain speaking. Transatlantic airways has just been absorbed by Aero Argentina. Thus, instead of landing in London, we will touch down in Buenos Aires.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

'My job is to make decisions around here, Hoskins. Your job is to make them fly!'

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

Boeing Invents the time machine...

"Of all the times to stall."

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space