Railroad Executive Gifts

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

Mark Hopkins

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Safest Airline in The World

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

The sea of heartbreak.

VW scandal

HS2 time bomb...

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Executive Lifestyle

99 Cent Store

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'This is your captain speaking. Transatlantic airways has just been absorbed by Aero Argentina. Thus, instead of landing in London, we will touch down in Buenos Aires.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

"Of all the times to stall."

Boeing Invents the time machine...

BOEING Suspends Flights.

'My job is to make decisions around here, Hoskins. Your job is to make them fly!'

Bailout for General Motors.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

Airline Bailout