Railway Director Gifts

Melancholy reverse of fortune. - 'Poor sweeper, ladies! Railway director once, ladies!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Packed like sardines

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Under new blame.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'To satisfy our stockholders, we'll draw stars to see which of us will be hung in effigy.'

A white collar cow.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Sharks' Mission Statement

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

Cut directors pay in half and stop all share options - "Right, now, tell me about Plan 'B'."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'