Airline Director Gifts

'Gary's an airline director.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Under new blame.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'To satisfy our stockholders, we'll draw stars to see which of us will be hung in effigy.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Sharks' Mission Statement

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

Cut directors pay in half and stop all share options - "Right, now, tell me about Plan 'B'."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Oh, my. The board of directors appears ominous today.'

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'