Airline Director Prints

'Gary's an airline director.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Under new blame.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'To satisfy our stockholders, we'll draw stars to see which of us will be hung in effigy.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

Cut directors pay in half and stop all share options - "Right, now, tell me about Plan 'B'."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Oh, my. The board of directors appears ominous today.'