Aviation Executive Gifts

Airline Mergers.

"And we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of Champagne to those single gentlement with incomes over $250000 pa who leave us their telephone numbers."

'Mr. Rick won't be flying out tonight. His airline filed for bankruptcy.'

This is the Captain. We are spinning out of control at an altitude of one thousand feet. Sit back and enjoy the rest of our flight to Bankruptcy.

"Today only, Mr. Hardly, when you buy one 737 MAX airliner at our special price, we'll throw in a second 737 MAX absolutely free."

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

In case you were wondering how the latest airline merger will affect the average traveler...

Uncertain future of the Boeing Dreamliner.

'And this is where we research new ideas for more efficient ways to cream more bodies onto every flight...'

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

Boeing shares fall

"I just finished my exit interview."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Occu-Pie Mars

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'