
Smoking on the train
Searching for a gift for a train manager who keeps the railway running smoothly? Find quirky mugs, clever t-shirts, comfy pillows, and eye-catching prints that honor their dedication to the rails with humor and charm.
Smoking on the train
"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"
"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."
S**t Creek Halt
Undersized Load
"We're striking for minimum levels of service."
Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story
'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'
'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'
Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.
Man with Stop Signs.
'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'
Rodin's Tram Driver
"The Sales Department suggests we teach Customer Service personnel how to assist customers without telling them where to go."
"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."
Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.
"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."
"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."
The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!
'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'
'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'
"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"
The happy union of rail and trucking.
'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'
"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."
""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'
Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!
"Says. . . some signals are monitored by my supervisor for training and quality purposes. . .??"
"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"
'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'
"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"
Explore our collection of train manager mugs—perfect for making coffee breaks more fun and stylish with railway-themed humor.
Our train-inspired pillows add a playful touch to any room—ideal for train managers who love to relax in style.
Brighten their space with railway-themed prints that showcase their pride and passion for train management, perfect for framing and displaying.
Check out our train manager t-shirts for comfy, witty, and professional apparel that suits any rail enthusiast or station master.