Transport Manager Gifts

'As Boss of this gang I'm in charge of Strategy; Fingers you head up Acquisitions; Tiny: Security; and Speedy: Transport. Leaving our intern Hugo, as Health & Safety Officer, to do the Risk Assessment.'

Channel rail link.

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Do not flush toilet while train is in station.

John Prescott - "Integrated Transport Policy"

'Apologies for the delay to the trains...we are busy counting our money.'

'Tell'em the money we wasted won't go to Greece.'

Germany's Rail Strike

"This bus company is very safety conscious."

Metro Sewer Transit

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'I found another pothole.'

Undersized Load

Attention: Speed Troughs

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Have Horns Venn

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Bus Stop

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

What Holds the Subway Together?

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."