Transportation Professional Gifts

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

Successful Homing Pigeon.

"Except moles, madam."

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

The Annual Running of the Cabs

First Taxi Company

Driving in the Pandemic

"Please board sir: We'll take you safely through the lion's territory..."

'I'm off the trains.'

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

'Why couldn't you just tip the stagecoach driver?'

It will fit nicely into my oasis!

Man stops to look up at a road sign.

"So what are you doing these days?"

Limousine Driver Convention

'I need to work a different shift.'

Cabman offering a reduced fare to Hampstead because he feels like a drive in the fresh air

Facetious bus driver

Impatient passenger asking careful driver to go faster

Passengers on the underground

A cabman charming a disgruntled passenger.

A cab driver requesting that a heavy passenger sit in the middle of the cab

Rideshare.

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

"You saw him, didn't you? Crazy guy stepped right in front of me! No way could I stop!"

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."