Transportation Experts Gifts

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Dadgum this color blindness."

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Tunnel Mural

Taxi

How do fish get to work?

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

'The London drive-thru experience.'

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"So it's agreed then. There'll be no third runway, and you'll head the Fourth Runway steering group."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

"Except moles, madam."

Successful Homing Pigeon.

Realistic Timetable