Transportation Professionals Gifts

"No! It's 'Good morning everyone' and certainly not 'Hi there guys and gals!'"

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"It's a hybrid!"

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'I found another pothole.'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Undersized Load

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

The Train to Nowhere

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

L.A. Transfer

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

Bus Stop

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Taxi

What Holds the Subway Together?

Tunnel Mural

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Man with Stop Signs.

Trucker's tan.

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'