Transportation Professionals T-Shirts

"No! It's 'Good morning everyone' and certainly not 'Hi there guys and gals!'"

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"It's a hybrid!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I found another pothole.'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Undersized Load

Bus Stop

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Taxi

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Tunnel Mural

What Holds the Subway Together?

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Man with Stop Signs.

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

Lex Ave Express

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'