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Lemon assembly line

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Electric car

General Motors.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Volkswagen Scandal

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

Taxi

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Tunnel Mural

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

"Except moles, madam."

Successful Homing Pigeon.

Volkswagen with skull face

A-340 Airbus.

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

Shipping contract.

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

Uber Out of Luck