Motoring Industry Professional T-Shirts

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Smile

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

General Motors.

Volkswagen Scandal

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Slipstream

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Bahrain F1

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Successful Homing Pigeon.

"Except moles, madam."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Volkswagen with skull face

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Alain Prost

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

'I need to work a different shift.'

Uber Out of Luck

Michael Schumacher

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'