Automotive Professional T-Shirts

'Stop panicking, hombre, If the French are cornering the Chinese auto market, all we need to do is corner the Chinese repair shop market,'

'I just lost all job security. That guy with the sign is the CEO of the car company I work for.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

In the Guru District

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

Natural gas

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's worse than I thought."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Your big end has gone

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Mechanic: 'A grinding sound, eh? Maybe she needs a new paint job.'

Successful Homing Pigeon.

Mufflers.

"Except moles, madam."

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'