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"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

Made in the USA

Car saleman to customer: 'It's classified as an off-road vehicle because it's not allowed on the street.'

'Those Limeys are screwed. Toyota has recalled all their Vanguard submarines because of faulty rudder systems.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

General Motors.

Volkswagen Scandal

Natural gas

The American Nightmare.

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"It's worse than I thought."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Your big end has gone

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Mechanic: 'A grinding sound, eh? Maybe she needs a new paint job.'

Mufflers.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."