Auto Industry Professionals Prints

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

Car saleman to customer: 'It's classified as an off-road vehicle because it's not allowed on the street.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"It's worse than I thought."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Your big end has gone

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Mufflers.

Mechanic: 'A grinding sound, eh? Maybe she needs a new paint job.'

'Your replacement parts cost seven quid, plus two hours labour and VAT makes two hundred quid.' - 'How much?!' - 'Listen, pal. I've got kids to feed.' - 'How much do they eat?' - 'Just one more mouthful, my son. You must grow big and strong so that you ma

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'